Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.

  Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

If Chuck Norris sneezes, he doesn’t say "Atchoo" he says "DIE EVERYONE!!!” That's what happens next.

In an emergency, Chuck Norris can be used as a flotation device.

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

Chuck Norris let the dogs out.